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Soda fountain a$$holery!
'Don’t follow the advice on this soda fountain. Observe the nozzles and the removable lid on top. The drain is about where the ice would fall, and the pump and syrup lines are in the cabinet below.'

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Published: Nov 08, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Not long ago, when you went into a fast food restaurant and ordered a drink, they would prepare the drink for you. Now, they hand you an empty cup, and point you over to the soda fountain. You can work part time, unpaid, at the restaurant everytime you order a drink!

Anyway, the soda fountains were often added to the dining rooms as an afterthought, long after the building was built. Water, syrup, and carbod dioxide flow into the machine. Sewage flows out. Sometimes, water flows in to make ice cubes.

First, Ill concentrate on the sewage end of the machine. Instead of tearing up the floor for a drain pipe, sometimes they use a small pump to catch the sewage and pump it into an existing sink on the other side of the wall. This sewage is mostly the slop poeple pour into the little catch basin underneath the nozzles. Just plug the drain hole with a wad of gum, or, better yet, some Great Stuff expanding foam. The little basin will fill with melted ice cubes and spilled soda, and overflow before anybody notices.

Look under the machine. Its probably sitting on a cabinet base. Open the doors. If there is a little pump, its a plastic box the size of an automobile abttery, with 2 plastic lines coming out. Cut or disconnect the lines.

Well done! Stand up, and concentrate now on the nozzles. If you pinch them and turn them to the left until they stop, then pull down, the nozzles will come off. This is important because the nozzles are where the carbonated water mixes with the syrup. The next person will get a surprise soaking with soda!

Jam something into the ice dispenser so it wont open.

Now, get back on your knees, and go underneath the soda fountain. Open up the cabinet like before. Cut the plastic syrup lines. Unplug the electrical connection. If you see valves, turn them off. If there is a lid on top, remove it, and put something in the ice bin to contaminate the ice.

Congratulations, you have just fuxxored the soda fountain.
 

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PhreakMaster69

May 19, 2005 2:36 pm -
Where did you learn to do this?


H-Dogg

Jun 26, 2005 9:11 pm -
In the past, I’ve worked in jobs that involved soda fountains for many years.


Dustin-9041

Nov 07, 2005 6:30 pm -
huh?????

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